Word in the universe is that the benign floating energy ball—the power behind Crazy Apple Rumors—has up and left… just floated away. What does this mean for the site? It’ll probably go on hiatus, possibly even the dreaded Indefinite Suspension!

Longtime Mac humorists will remember As the Apple Turns (AtAT) too was fated by the Indefinite Suspension (also known as raising a child). There the site sits, looking back at us from 2005 with its Classic interface. It knows of no iPhone rebate or backdating scandal.

AtAT is of a different era where calls of Apple’s demise and doom were an everyday staple. Will Apple be bought out? Can Apple beat the Wall Street analysts? It was all great fodder just calling out to be made fun of. CARS was born out of the rumor site heyday. There was a new rumor site popping up each week. ThinkSecret was practically posting leaked press releases from Apple. Perhaps The Entity realized, with ThinkSecret closing its doors, it was time for CARS to do the same. Will humans ever understand these crazy energy beings?

It’s up to you Fake Steve, now more than ever, to give the Mac faithful their daily dose of comedy. As the Macalope can painfully tell you, analysts believe Apple is controlled by every whimsy of The All Mighty Jobs. Fake Steve, we need to know what you have in store for the entire future of the Apple brand.

Will these sites also have to fight the Indefinite Suspension one day? What new satire or comic will come along to take there place? In the meantime, if you are an energy being looking to invest in a small but growing Apple Rumors Site, please send résumé to energybeingsearchcommittee@crazyapplerumors.com. A strong passion for sexbots and experience with cyber-apocalypses a plus. Perks: Silver Cloud Inn, meals by Honoki of Roppongi, Tokyo.

Subjects: Apple.